Holidays for the Hobbyist

Holidays for the Hobbyist

It’s finally Holiday Season, and your next date might be affected by it, sometimes positively and sometimes negatively, but in the end, it is as I say: The hobby stops for no Holiday. So here’s a couple of things to keep in mind before trying to book for the Holidays.

First, off I usually don’t expect my usual escorts to work on the Christmas Eve and the day itself, neither do I on New Year’s Eve and New Years, I myself don’t even work during those days and visit my family, be courteous if your provider can’t be with you those days.Article quoted by https://www.eroticmonkey.com/blog/holidays-for-the-hobbyist-109

Another thing I noticed was that one of my other usual escorts in the area would fly out to see her family and would thus be unavailable for a few weeks, but would still be up for seeing Johns in the area she flew to. Noting this I would look for new dates that just came in from out of town and score a nice one-time session. Met a few lovely ladies this way.

And of course, the one thing you wanna hear: Specials! Lots of these lovely ladies want to be able to treat themselves on the Holidays too and they know you wanna spend your Christmas Bonus on something good, so why not some companionship? Look for any specials in your area, my ATF has a special going on for a threesome, and they both wear skimpy Santa suits.

What about you? How’s your Holiday Hobbying been so far?

AAMP? K-Girl? I want Escort!

AAMP? K-Girl? I want Escort!

So I’m sure you’ve seen a lot of these terms come and go, flashing across your screen in your search for hobbyist enlightenment and a better grasp of the whole internet hobby culture. In your mind, all you’re thinking about is finding a new escort for a date, but you start seeing all these acronyms and new information being thrown at you. We’re here to help:

AAMP refers to an apartment Asian massage parlor, that is to say, a massage parlor that operates out of an apartment rather than an establishment, usually independent and as such the services offered may vary, if the only tags they use are massage-related and they don’t offer any escorting services, chances is your date will be a masseuse, not an escort.Article quoted by https://www.eroticmonkey.com/blog/aamp-k-girl-i-want-escort-110

K-Girl refers to a specific service, kind of like an AAMP, except they don’t advertise massages at all and also work outside of their own apartments. These girls are generally managed by an agency who will be the one to book the date with you, you’ve probably seen them before right? Ads for a super young Asian girl, with reviews for a young Asian girl, but when you call an old lady or a dude answers. Don’t be scared, they will book your date with the young Asian girl, and these girls usually deliver all the escort services you want.

AMPs are massage parlors, which we ourselves at Erotic Monkey do not include on our website because they are not escorts, and getting a complete sex session from these places might not always be a possibility.

Pretty simple, right? If there are any questions you can always leave us a comment, but remember: if it’s an escort, just look for the keywords, if they use massage keywords, don’t assume they will escort for you.

Bucharest Escorts Hotel

Bucharest Escorts Hotel

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Packing for the Sleepover

I once heard a guy say: “Why would I bring condoms to see my provider? That’s like bringing your own cutlery to a restaurant,” and then a bunch of his buddies started nodding in agreement and high-fiving each other. I’m not here to tell you right from wrong and expect you to just blindly take the pill, but in my experience that is the stupidest analogy I’ve ever heard.

There’s nothing wrong or silly about bringing your own protection to see an escort. Article quoted by https://www.eroticmonkey.com/blog/packing-for-the-sleepover-85  Your escort doesn’t know how huge your dick is (I assume you’re a big dick hunk like me) and a one size fits all condoms might be ok for the Average Joe, but you might be one who needs a cover that better adjusts to your needs.

Some escorts might not even have good condoms, some buy the un-lubed kind for any oral services offered and then expect you to use them to fuck them. Even if they use their own lube, those kind of condoms are usually pretty shitty when it comes to providing enough friction to your penis for purposes of ejaculation. Maybe it’s just me, but that kind of situation makes having a good cum pretty difficult.

Extra condoms are always good for whenever you’re planning on popping more than once, too. Your escort might have only prepared the one condom, but your erection is up again 5 minutes after throwing the last one in the garbage can, wouldn’t you be happy to have packed your own so you can prove to your escort that you know how to please a lady twice in a row?

The only potential downside is your escort saying no, I’ve known escorts who for health security reasons do not allow you to use your own condom. If your escort seems like the kind to be concerned about it you should always discuss it beforehand, remember, it’s completely normal, she’s not gonna bat an eye if you say “I like using my own condoms, can I bring ’em?” For her it’s the most normal thing, she might even appreciate your concern.

Not as much as you’ll appreciate using your favorite brand of protection for a professional session, of course.

Traveling Twosomes

I know you’ve thought of it, traveling to a nice European or Asian country where prostitution laws are laxer and the girls are exotic and, above all, will take kindly to you providing her with some of your strong American currency and strong American sex. It’s easier than you think, all it takes is money and I know that in this kind of hobby, money is not an issue. But I suggest you leave the kids and your spouse at home.

Traveling alone is a virtue for those in our hobby, tell your wife/girlfriend and friends that you’ll be taking a business trip, you don’t wanna be carrying anyone when all you’re looking for is to get down and dirty somewhere else in the world. Article quoted by https://www.eroticmonkey.com/blog/traveling-twosomes-88 If you think about getting a hobbyist friend to come along with you for your own reimagining of the movie Hostel (the first part of the movie, not the second part…) there’s some things you should have in mind:

Is your friend a party guy? Or are you? Most of these exotic places are known for their partying, drinks and club scenes, some are even known for their drug culture.  While I have no intention of telling you not to overindulge or to be extra careful you need to make sure you’re not gonna be the one person at the hash bar who looks like he’s just seen a ghost after your traveling buddy passes you the hookah hose. Or that your friend isn’t gonna be a stinker about the two of you sharing a vodka bottle before hitting a brothel or nightclub.

Get an extra room if you do end up with a travel buddy.  Although you may be the uninhibited type and love to walk around with your schlong around your ankles, your travel buddy may not be the type. In situations like this, it is always good to have an extra room for your boom boom.  Also, if you are just not in the mood to hook up on a particular night, you won’t have to sit there listening to your buddy slapping and slurping the night away.

To some of us it might seem weird that people would want to do two-people sex tourism, but it’s more common than you’d think, I’ve heard of people who even do co-ed sex tourism. It all depends on what you’re down to do and what you’re down not to do. Have you taken a trip alone to a country for their hobbyist culture? Leave a comment!

Erotic Locations

The Erotic Monkey team was having a bit of a discussion the other day. What’s the wildest place you’ve ever done the deed? For starters, and surprising no one, we all had already had car dates that ended in car smut. Even one of our admins who had never had it decided to book one after reading the blog piece on car dates we did earlier in the year.

So what came next? I myself did it at the beach one time, and I don’t mean a nudist beach. My date (who was very expensive I might add) objected to it at first, but it was a nice evening out and it was a holiday, we just got down and dirty, I made sure not to get any dirt on us though. To my surprise, I was the only one.

You all know George, I can confirm a wild story of his: He had booked an appointment but later in the day he damn near broke his ankle, we had to take him to the hospital and he ended up having to wait a long-ass time while they got his X-Rays back and then did the mold for the cast and, well, the point is he was gonna be in there a long time and didn’t want to miss his appointment.Article quoted by https://www.eroticmonkey.com/blog/erotic-locations-108 Long story short he managed to convince the lady to come in posing as his very worried wife, and George got down and dirty in a hospital bed.

Something I found funny too was that almost half of our staff had already joined the mile-high club, not with escorts though, I wouldn’t wanna know how much an escort chargers for a “round trip,” honestly. When the guys started talking about who had already done it at our offices our boss showed up and shut down the whole conversation though, bummer.

So what’s your kinkiest smut location? Sometimes sex can’t wait and you just gotta do it anywhere.

Phallic Symbol Buttermilk

Phallic Symbol Buttermilk

Poor old Tesco, as if they haven’t got enough problems at the moment. Despite their best efforts this buttermilk carton, featuring a phallic symbol, slipped through their checks and ended up on the shelves of their Irish stores!

It’s not the first time the supermarket giant has been in trouble over sexual issues. Earlier this year a 4 year old boy found a condom in his Tesco cornflakes that were purchased from one of their stores in Barnstaple in Devon. It seems to us that Tesco need some better quality control going on.

When you book any of our Bucharest Escorts you can always be certain you’re booking a quality lady. Give us a call now!

 

First Timers: What to Expect From Your Encounter With an Escort

First Timers: What to Expect From Your Encounter With an Escort

Maybe it’s always been your fantasy. Maybe it’s part of a prearranged situation like a bachelor party. Maybe it’s something that happens if you’re unsatisfied with your current partner or relationship.

Regardless of the reason, chances are good that, at least once in his life, a man will have the pleasure of an interaction with an escort. Contrary to many preconceived notions from antiquated ideas, these encounters don’t always take place in the way they’re portrayed in movies or on television. Today’s escorts are sophisticated, educated women for whom their work as an escort is serious business.

Albeit with a little fun on the side.

If you’re considering a night with an escort for whatever reason, there are a few things that you should know to ensure that your passionate experience is comfortable, erotic, and satisfying on every level.

Respect

One of the most important things to remember when working with an escort is that she deserves respect. She is a business woman and provides a service. You are the recipient of that service. Respect her rules and her processes and both of you will have a much more relaxed and enhanced experience.

If your first time with an escort takes place over the phone, listen to what she has to say and how she prefers the date to take place. She’ll be very accommodating to your needs and schedule, but remember that her time is valuable as well, so be sure to take that into consideration.

Be Honest

Your escort is there to please you, so be upfront and honest about what you want from the experience. Is there something that your current partner is not providing for you? Tell her! Is there a fantasy that you’ve always wanted to act out? Let her know! Is role play something that turns you on? Be sure that she knows all of the particulars. The last thing your escort wants is for you to leave unsatisfied, but she’s not a mind reader. Be sure that you’re completely honest with her and she’ll certainly do her best to give you exactly what you want.

However, some escorts have limits, and if your chosen escort prefers not to engage in one or more of the activities that you’ve requested, don’t take it personally. She’ll likely refer you to a colleague who will be more than happy to accommodate you.

Discuss Payment Beforehand

If you’re working with an escort agency, then it’s likely that your payment will be processed before you meet your escort. If you’re working with a freelance escort, she will probably be very clear about payment at the beginning of the date. Assuming that you’ve already discussed her rates when you booked your appointment, pay her when she requests it, and no later. Or simply place the prearranged amount on a table in the room where she can clearly see it.

This not only goes back to the respect portion of this idea, but if you feel that you might want to meet her again, it’s best to follow her rules and do things her way. Additionally, if you feel that you have received exceptional service, a gratuity goes a long way to ensure that you make it to the top of her appointment book for your next date..

Happy Endings

Your escort is always going to be focused on your pleasure, so what happens when things come to an end? Can you lie in bed for a bit and cuddle? Do you have to run right out the door? Again, since you’ve secured her time and her services it’s entirely up to you. However, if you do want a bit of a snuggle or to simply relax with her for a moment, be thoughtful and ensure that she has the time to do so, especially if your allotted time is running short.

Your first time with an escort is a thrilling, intimate, and exciting experience, and if you join the legions of men who adore the encounter, it’s not likely to be your last. The world of high-class escorts is a whirlwind of mystery and passion, and it’s no wonder that it’s an industry that thrives all over the world.Article quoted by  https://topescortbabes.com/escort-stories/first-timers-what-to-expect-from-your-encounter-with-an-escort

Simply follow these tips and be respectful, courteous, and honest and you might find yourself with a standing weekly/monthly date with your new favorite escort.

The History of Escorts

In all parts of the world, where we see traces of human culture we see evidence of a sex trade. Escorts have played a significant role in every major civilisation throughout history. This has been evident from ancient Mesopotamia to the Wild West and current day societies. The practice has a very mixed history to say the least, but current laws and regulations have changed the nature of legalised prostitution in many developed countries.

Though the trade of sex for money has some negative connotations, it is culturally tied into our history in a much deeper way than many of us understand. Some of the earliest signs of the trade reside in Mesopotamia in which the role was intertwined with religious practices. Women would use the ‘sacred’ power of their bodies as a way to offer encourage men to offer money to their temples.  Likewise in India, the trade has been prominent. There were traditionally nine tiers of escorts. The Ganika or elite tier were usually trained in other performing arts fields and they would have poems written about them in royal courts.

In Ancient Greece the position was unique. Known as auletrides, these women were trained musicians, acrobats and dancers and their sexual encounters were only considered one facet of their role as entertainers. They were also heavily involved in religious ceremonies and often reserved for private parties and events.

The legality of sex work in modern societies varies depending on your location. A recent study by Dr Tracey Sagar involving 6,750 students revealed the commonality of the sex trade in the United Kingdom. It was reported that 1 in 20 students were involved in the sex trade to support their student debt loans. This was true for both men (5%) and women (3.5%) with earnings between $100 and $1500 for lap dancers. This extends even first as some high class escorts in major cities make millions of dollars. It was reported in Australia for example, that escorts working around mining towns were making upwards of $300,000 a year.

Sex work has a long and mixed history. Though many will continue to argue against it be it for moral or religious reasons, there will always be a high demand for the service. Fortunately today, many laws have insured the improvement of the conditions for many sex workers worldwide.

5 Ways Sex Improves your Health

SEX!!!

Got your attention now? Advertisers use it to sell everything from soft drinks to cars. Open any gossip magazine and they rave on about who’s doing who. We all love it and can’t get it enough. And after years of medical research, it’s become clear that regularly getting your rocks off  is an essential component to being physically, mentally and emotionally healthy too. In case you needed a reason to ‘roll the leg over’ here are five ways sex can improve your health.

It’s a Great Form of Exercise

5 ways sex improves your health5 ways sex improves your healthAnything that gets your blood flowing and heart pumping has got to be good for you and ‘sexercise’ is no exception. Pounding the pavement may have worked for Rocky Balboa but if you want to lower your blood pressure, as well as knock out obesity, heart disease and other ailments you should be pounding something else – regularly. The number of calories you burn during sex depends on how vigorous the session, but no matter what – it’s still a better exercise option than sitting on your couch all day eating Doritos.

It can help get rid of that Headache

Ever been knocked back because she’s got a headache? Studies have shown that the body releases oxytocin during sex. This is a hormone which reduces pain. That blows (excuse the pun) this excuse out of the bedroom. It’s the classic case of killing two birds with one stone – get rid of that aching noggin’ and release all that built up sexual tension. Get naked, get off and get pain free. I’ve tried this one and it works. Or maybe I was just distracted. Either way its all good.

Sex Reduces Stress

Boss acting like a wanker again? Clients being a pain in the ass? Blood pressure rising from endless traffic jams, deadlines and demands? Sex reduces stress and releases feel-good endorphins counteracting the effects of cortisol (the stress hormone). It’s no coincidence that you sleep better after reaching the big ‘O’ being up to the shaft in warm, wet puss.

Sex can Potentially Reduce your Risk of Prostate Cancer and Erectile DysfunctionPotential conditions that scare the crap out of the average bloke. Did you know that regular “milking” reduce a man’s likelihood of developing these? Don’t have a special person on hand to crack your pepper? E&B ladies can help you out with that. Just make sure you empty that fuck tank regularly. Do the deed, spread the seed. ‘Medical reasons’. Like you needed an excuse.

Sex boosts Self-Esteem

We’ve all walked around with a stupid grin on our faces after a night of getting it on. Wanking takes the edge off but a no bars (can’t help myself), sweaty, between the sheets session really empties the snake’s belly. Nothing feels as good as blowing your load. You’re invincible! You’re already thinking about getting a second one off.

So what’re you waiting for? Contact an escort in your area today for some fun (and healthy) sex!

So what’re you waiting for? Pick up an escort in your area today for some fun (and healthy) sex!

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