Packing for the Sleepover

I once heard a guy say: “Why would I bring condoms to see my provider? That’s like bringing your own cutlery to a restaurant,” and then a bunch of his buddies started nodding in agreement and high-fiving each other. I’m not here to tell you right from wrong and expect you to just blindly take […]

Traveling Twosomes

I know you’ve thought of it, traveling to a nice European or Asian country where prostitution laws are laxer and the girls are exotic and, above all, will take kindly to you providing her with some of your strong American currency and strong American sex. It’s easier than you think, all it takes is money […]

Erotic Locations

The Erotic Monkey team was having a bit of a discussion the other day. What’s the wildest place you’ve ever done the deed? For starters, and surprising no one, we all had already had car dates that ended in car smut. Even one of our admins who had never had it decided to book one […]

Phallic Symbol Buttermilk

Phallic Symbol Buttermilk Poor old Tesco, as if they haven’t got enough problems at the moment. Despite their best efforts this buttermilk carton, featuring a phallic symbol, slipped through their checks and ended up on the shelves of their Irish stores! It’s not the first time the supermarket giant has been in trouble over sexual […]

WHAT’S THE CAUSE OF TRANSSEXUAL ATTRACTION?

WHAT’S THE CAUSE OF TRANSSEXUAL ATTRACTION? I recently discovered a new T.V show; Ladyboys on Sky. As you can probably guess, it is a documentary that follows the lives of ladyboys in Thailand. This week focused on the men who are attracted to ladyboys and the qualities that they are drawn to. It followed the lives […]

The Virgin George

So you’ve decided to lose your V-Card to an escort. We’re not here to judge you, it’s your decision, but it’s not one you should take lightly. I’ve known plenty of people, hobbyists and civies, who lost their virginity to escorts and are pretty well-adjusted people. I’ve known guys who lost their virginity to their […]

Why do you make the call?

I was wondering lately, when browsing through this website, what is it that strikes your eye and commands you to make the call and book that specific escort? My hobbyist friend I gotta say that there are many things that we have in mind during the browsing that you probably might never have given any […]

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus We watched a football game, our favorite team played. We were prepared with beer, popcorn, everything we needed for such an event. We stayed in front if the TV, I had some short pants, my ass came out through them, a short blouse, sleeveless like a shirt, little wider near my body, my skin […]

Sexy Holiday Fun in Crete

Sexy Holiday Fun in Crete On a recent holiday to Greek islands we had the sexiest holiday ever, the sun and greek brandy making Fi randy as fuck, we were sat by the pool of our small couples only apartments isolated from all large hotels = (no screaming ***) when a new couple arrived, Martin […]

Private Escorts versus Escorts Agencies: Which one to Choose?

Though Romania may look tiny on a world map, in the real world, it is quite expansive. With that said, we have a number of males and females who can give you the required attention. But, if you get too overwhelmed with the information, we are here to help. There are establishments, escort agencies and […]

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