Holidays for the Hobbyist

Holidays for the Hobbyist It’s finally Holiday Season, and your next date might be affected by it, sometimes positively and sometimes negatively, but in the end, it is as I say: The hobby stops for no Holiday. So here’s a couple of things to keep in mind before trying to book for the Holidays. First, […]

AAMP? K-Girl? I want Escort!

AAMP? K-Girl? I want Escort! So I’m sure you’ve seen a lot of these terms come and go, flashing across your screen in your search for hobbyist enlightenment and a better grasp of the whole internet hobby culture. In your mind, all you’re thinking about is finding a new escort for a date, but you […]

Packing for the Sleepover

I once heard a guy say: “Why would I bring condoms to see my provider? That’s like bringing your own cutlery to a restaurant,” and then a bunch of his buddies started nodding in agreement and high-fiving each other. I’m not here to tell you right from wrong and expect you to just blindly take […]

Traveling Twosomes

I know you’ve thought of it, traveling to a nice European or Asian country where prostitution laws are laxer and the girls are exotic and, above all, will take kindly to you providing her with some of your strong American currency and strong American sex. It’s easier than you think, all it takes is money […]

Erotic Locations

The Erotic Monkey team was having a bit of a discussion the other day. What’s the wildest place you’ve ever done the deed? For starters, and surprising no one, we all had already had car dates that ended in car smut. Even one of our admins who had never had it decided to book one […]

Phallic Symbol Buttermilk

Phallic Symbol Buttermilk Poor old Tesco, as if they haven’t got enough problems at the moment. Despite their best efforts this buttermilk carton, featuring a phallic symbol, slipped through their checks and ended up on the shelves of their Irish stores! It’s not the first time the supermarket giant has been in trouble over sexual […]

First Timers: What to Expect From Your Encounter With an Escort

First Timers: What to Expect From Your Encounter With an Escort Maybe it’s always been your fantasy. Maybe it’s part of a prearranged situation like a bachelor party. Maybe it’s something that happens if you’re unsatisfied with your current partner or relationship. Regardless of the reason, chances are good that, at least once in his […]

The History of Escorts

In all parts of the world, where we see traces of human culture we see evidence of a sex trade. Escorts have played a significant role in every major civilisation throughout history. This has been evident from ancient Mesopotamia to the Wild West and current day societies. The practice has a very mixed history to […]

5 Ways Sex Improves your Health

SEX!!! Got your attention now? Advertisers use it to sell everything from soft drinks to cars. Open any gossip magazine and they rave on about who’s doing who. We all love it and can’t get it enough. And after years of medical research, it’s become clear that regularly getting your rocks off  is an essential […]

Ever Been With A Porn Star

I don’t want to imply you’re not an expert on lobbying but just in case, have you ever heard about porn stars who moonlight as escorts as well? It’s true! Although their rates are usually very high compared to your average escort, I’ve seen hourly figures from $500-$800 to all the way up to $1000-$3000. […]

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